Being a fan of Pakistani cricket is like having a super hot, very touchy feely but physically and emotionally abusive girlfriend. You want to give up and leave but you know that you’ll never get anyone better and so you are inevitably stuck. Resistence and trying to play it cool are futile. You are screwed.

I can’t believe New Zealand lost yesterday. @*$)!@*#)@!*#@!)…..down to the last ball, really. I mean seriously? On 120+ all out you couldn’t seal the deal. Now I owe someone 10 quid. Damnit.

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