Younis scratches his head“Gee . . I wonder what went wrong,” wonders Younis Khan. “We engineered
a spectacular Sri Lankan batting collapse, and then our debutant opener
hit a 168, setting up a platform of 294/2.

“Oh. That’s right. We don’t actually know how to bat. Yeah. That’s a problem.”

Picture courtesy AP/Gurinder Osan

-el kapitan