The only thing that could have prevented the utter humiliation of El K and inevitably lead to him being figuratively voted off of the island that is the Off Side Trap, well that happened. Pakistan managed to lose a test they had already should have won. I’m kind of glad for the utter and complete collapse of the Pakistani batting side, at least now Fawad Alam won’t get credit for “winning them the series in that vital second test” and all that crap.

They’ll start winning now. Just you wait and see.

The possibility of seeing Tevez and Eto at Man City together is now pretty high. Thankfully AC Milan have killed interest in Adabeyour.