Are you bloody kidding me?

So July has brought to the sporting world:

A re-run of the Chelsea takeover and buying spree in the form of Manchester City

Credible evidence that Patrick Vieira will be playing at Arsenal again

Real Madrid forming the Galactico’s Mark II

Micheal Schumacher back in the Ferrari and racing in F1

Arsene Wenger making a solid 40 odd Million for the Gunners and rebuilding his team

The sporting world is starting to sound like an introduction to a Robert Jordan novel with some crap about how the wheel of time turns and a new age begins but it was very much like the last one but it was indeed a new beginning.

This is folly, no one ever learns their lesson in the sporting world where apparently Historical lesson learning is just not a well established school of thought. Predictions should follow, even though they are technically worthless, right?

A re-run of the Chelsea takeover and buying spree in Manchester City

They won’t win it. Shut up. They won’t win it. 4th at best. Good luck with making the UEFA Cup Everton! Hope you enjoy the UEFA Cup Aston Villa.

Credible evidence that Patrick Vieira will be playing at Arsenal again

He’ll come back, but if he does he will probably play in the center of the defence. No point in screwing with the development of Denilson and if Yayah Toure can become God for a night in the back four, Patrick Viera is well qualified to play in the Defence for part of the season. He is one of the greatest holding mid fielders of all time. Don’t you remember when you could barely find an alternative to him, so much so that you blurted out the name Essien? He isn’t quick enough to play defensive midfielder, he is fast enough to be a defender and god knows he’s strong enough. Besides he can’t possible be worse than the central defenders last year that remain. I think Patrick can outshine Hoyte, Djuru (get a real name, seriously), Silvestre (I want to be named after a WB Cartoon too!) and William “I hate but also fall back in love with Aresenal Gallas.

At this rate, the Emirates stadium will be up for sale soon and once Arsene makes a massive profit on that, he will engage in a sharing deal with Fullham to use Craven Cottage on alternate weekends! What an awesome name for a stadium. It sounds so cozy.

Real Madrid forming the Galactico’s Mark II

They cannot beat Barcelona for the title. Even if they persuaded Pele out of retirement with a 150 Million Euro offer, it cannot be done. Especially without Ramos. You morons, why would you get rid of him after last season could have won the league in any other year. Please don’t win and screw up my prediction accuracy.

Micheal Schumacher back in the Ferrari and racing in F1

6 Points, thats the maximum he is capable of and that includes one podium. The great majority will be picked up while he is in the dying races of a season already decided and the last race is irrelevant to the winner overall of the championship. Plus people will fear him. If you see him in your rear view mirror, I don’t give a damn who you are, you are going to shit yourself. I’m curious to see how well he uses that kinetic Turbo Afterburner thingy though. I know it has a real name…..

Arsene Wenger making a solid 40 odd Million for the Gunners and rebuilding his team

Not only has this happened it again, it always bloody well happens. Something Something, young squad, something something more experience, something someting better chance next years, something something very dissapointed but are focusing on next year. Will be the vulture look alike Arsene Wengers response. Except it will be in a lifeless french accent. You will all still love or hate him just as much. They will look to oust him next season and you will stop them even though you know he probably should be sacked for lack of success, except you can’t fire him.

Look foward to either Cesc or RVP leaving the club next year if they are without silverware. Pray for Huntellar.

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