Diving is something the England lads don’t do. Sometimes we’re too honest. Even in the Premier League, we see the English lads get a bit of contact and try to stay on their feet and score from the chance.

He plays on the same team as Owen, Rooney, Joe Cole and Steven Gerrard and English players are too honest to dive? How can he say that with a straight face?! Drogba has been diving for years, and he can talk about diving? Wasn’t his mother caught shoplifting the other month? I hope Eduardo nutmegs him on the way to a hattrick this week, and Terry is caught diving in extra time against Eduardo.

Fortunately he will always be remembered for this:

In the meantime read this: